Tuesday, June 28, 2011

The demand for energy conitinues to climb, so will the constant searce for new and more energy sources. As technology and nature incur an increasing number of conflicts, it is inevitablle that nature will win this battle in the end.
The earthquakes that are most concerning are the ones that occur when the Batesville Pioneers conduct their five a day practices. The thumping that happens when Pioneer offense gets shut down by Pioneer defense is trully something that needs to be monitored. Reports in the New York Times reveal that if the trend continues then football season 2011 may have to be cancelled for the safety of all.

6 comments:

  1. The Pioneer Offense maybe alittle ahead this year. But look out the BIG "D" will be coming.

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  2. The defensive motto, "Blackout" has been replaced with "Get the Frack out of my house!"

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  3. The Pioneer OC has challenged the Pioneer DC to a mud wrestling match to settle this

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  4. I think things are getting fracking deep in here...

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  5. We really hope the fracking don't interfer with the football

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  6. What the frack is "interfer"??

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